A fork of Rural Dictionary
A conflicting situation when something is both nasty and nice at the same time.
"Man, I was so hungry, I ate an entire pizza from Rosa's drenched in that bottom shelf Ranch Dressing from the corner store. It was damn near the nicetiest thing I've done in a long while. "I had a menage a trois with two teenage runaway hookers who were addicted to heroin. It was beyond nicety. It was the best sex I've ever had...I should probably go get tested though."
anything cool, hip, exotic, sexy, or fashionable. can be used for women or men, objects or locations.
"wow girl, your dress is nicetie fasho!" , "miami was soooo nicetie!" , "i only fuck, smoke, drink, and rock that nicetie."