A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nickolaj is a optimistic person. He always tries to make you feel like life isn't all that bad, and is caring. He doodles a lot, and sometimes draws up a little comic. Nickolaj is also a real smart dude, and is way better at math than probably the whole group he sits with at lunch. He's a little fruity, but its okay, we all are! Bro lowkey dresses like its always cold and he's probably got the 'tism but the people he sits with at lunch probably does to. I'd say Nickolaj's are pretty rare so it's cool to always have a Nickolaj in your phone contacts or just someone on the classes roster. Everyone should find a Nickolaj, they're pretty dope. Oh, and he skates.
"Man, Nickolaj is so cool! I mean, check out that dude!"
The name of a homosexual guy, usually with a small penis. This name is for parents who wants their disabled kids to feel special, and therefore spelling their name uncommonly.
Jonas: Yo Pede! Did you hear? Søren and Nickolaj just got into a relationship! Pede: Yeah i heard! They for sure jumped out of the closet! AWESOME!
VERY GAY, SOFT AND TALL WITH DARK HAIR. These guys are normally Russian or German. They never act SUS but that's because they all gay
Person 1: Moans on the mic Nickolaj: Bro you're wierd
nickolaj have a very big dick and huge thic ass. he get’s alot of pussy and is very sexy and fuck alot of milfs daily
omg nickolaj have SUCH a big shlong, nickolaj has a bigger ass then every girl in the world