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one of the coolest guys in the world he also has a really big cock "wink" "wink"

oh you see that guy
yeah thats Nicolaj
og the one with the big cock

Nicolaj is the coolest guy who wants to put his massive and fat cock up in Frida.

Person 1: U know Nicolaj?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a huge dick

One of the coolest and sexiest alpha guys in the world, he also has a really big cock and gently hands for ur liking.

oh you see that guy

yeah thats Nicolaj

the one with the REALLY big cock and lovely pleasure hands.

a loser who sits and plays fortnite all day since he doesnt have a life and he is such a curlingkid he may also be gay and occasionally plays roblox

Nicolaj er homo

Dwarf/Gandalf

Nicolaj is low

The wrong spelling of Nikolai

"I am Nicolaj"
"No you just a fake Nikolai"

Nicolaj Blach is the coolest name in the known universe. Nicolaj in itself is the most adored name by everyone, but when it's combined with Blach you know there are some true powers involved.

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This has only been done a few times but only about 0,1% of the times it has worked but combining Nicolaj Blach with Jensen is the ultimate name and would make him a god among humans.

Omg is that Nicolaj?
no thats Nicolaj Blach Jensen.
Holy fuck then he must have the perfect dick.