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Nimp

The act of linking an unsuspecting internet user to a domain ending in .on.nimp.org, which causes temporary ruination of their browser, and if they use IE, can often cause their computer to crash, while being frozen on gay porn. You can link someone to nimp.org easily, because you can change the domain-name to make it less suspecting, or even pretend it's another website, such as: www.youtube.on.nimp.org/watch?v=PfwY7ooTB7Q

Random furry: Lol! That fox was so kawaiiiiiii! Sweaty faced teen: Ooh, I like furries, too. Check this site out :) www.furkingdom.on.nimp.org Random furry has disconnected. Sweaty faced teen: I am a l33t haxx0r.

by Zerotrousers September 20, 2009

Nimp

"Nimp" is a word that can be used to express how you feel right now. It can be positive and negative. So you can write it when you feel happy or sad, angry or relaxed. You can use it as a noun, verb, adjective or anything other type of word. You can also add emojis to emphasize your feelings, although true Nimpers know the art of Nimping without them. The only important thing is that you only write it exactly how you feel when you're typing it. So you really don't want to write "Nimp" when you actually feel "Nimp". Got it, right? Oh, and you may also encounter people using "Mimp" for this purpose instead. Don't listen to them, they are imposters and don't know what they are doing. So lets help them see the truth: Nimp!

Nimp!

by DrunkenDeutscher April 07, 2021

Nimp

A nimp is a *simp* who is also a *nonce*

Mario is a *nimp*

by My name is baddy October 12, 2020

Nimp

A fat nymphomaniac, esp. those wearing white jeans with VPL.

"Your beeatch is a Nimp". Derivation: Blimp + Nympho(maniac), Nimpette - younger sister.

by Gary Wales August 30, 2006

Nimps

Easy

Its nimps

by Hippy123456 July 31, 2008

nimp

The guy that everyone looks at and stereo types as a nerd, but let this mack daddy loose in the club and he'll prove just the opposite. Guys grab your woman and run, NIMP ON THE LOOSE! Nerd + Pimp = Nimp

Person A (man, look at that nerd over there) Person B (he's no nerd man, that cat's a nimp. i lost my smokin girlfriend to that mug.)

by theman.268 December 08, 2010

nimp

an acronym standing for 'niggas in mah pants' can be used for either excitement or anger.

Excitement: "NIMP! that girl was so fucking hot!" Anger: "NIMP! i just slept with the fattest chick ever!"

by jessicaajeww March 03, 2009