A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe a paedophile of children.
commonly used in R.E lessons.
'Who's a noncey?'
A 40 Year Old Man Looking At A 14 A Year Olds Arse
Fucking Hell Jim, That's A Bit Noncey
A cross between a nonce and a boomer
“That Jordan Garbutt is a noncey boomer”
A very very very round female with a HUGEEE circumference who accidentally falls onto and sucks the cocks of 12year old boys, usually wears a onesie and likes to scream for absolutely no reason
Beware noncey tash is outside rn accidentally falling Onto cocks
A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"