A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair. And sometimes curly hair. It's typically used as an insult.
Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair" Me: *Cries*
The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.
When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.
When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles
Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!
When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles
You have Noodle hair
The mop on top of ksi’s big head
Simon: man look at his noodle hair. Tobi: fuckin noodles man.