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Nort

An affectionate term for friends. To achieve this status, three criteria must be met: 1) You attend a setting where multiple other norts are present and have used nort in a sentence. 2) You have been a snort for at least a week. 3) All the norts present have decide to make you a nort.

It’s been soooo long, my norts!

by TheTwiliPrincess February 18, 2019

Nort

Short for zero. Also used to call someone a asshole. Used in place of "no ways !!"

You are being such a nort at the moment might just have to hit you. Me:She touched my 45 (a dong) Friend: nort bru

by Teddy45 March 12, 2017

Nort

When a person is afraid of going to parties.

"Dude last weekend Jim didn't want to go to that party. He's such a Nort!"

by urbanhero123 February 21, 2009

Nort

The worst game to ever exist causes your wife and kids to leave you. You eventually become an alcoholic

I tried that game "Nort" and then my family left me.

by Nort_Hater November 05, 2019

Nort

The delicious liquid produced by the fruit oranges. Do not speak its name but... *orange juice* Oh- you didn't see that! Everything, however, can be nort. Water is unflavored nort. The ocean is composed of salty nort. Wine is alcoholic grape nort. Originated from the YouTube channel Miclaila.

Don't forget to drink your nort!

by artisi_fox August 18, 2020

Nort

Short for Norton Antivirus, aka computers, aka nerd, aka nort. A word used for describing those of the most nortious manner; The nerdiest nerd: Does encapsulate, but not limited to: gamer, book worm, school nerd, librarian, computer wiz, know it all, etc.

"I know pie to 637 digits" "You're such a nort" "Does not compute!" "Nort"

by Thedefinerofallwords January 25, 2012

Nort

(British) 1. 0, Zero, Nothing, Nort. 2. The sphincter, which resembles a '0'. 3. (Perjorative/Slur) A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.

1. 'I came all this way for nort' 2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort" 3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"

by Hiccupotamus April 24, 2020