A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rhyming slang for doing a poo. Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.
Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.
I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.
"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"
A rhyming slang for taking a poo. For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo, He ate so much, he went for a number 2. Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo, He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee. So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3! Got it now?
Just another way to describe taking a shit
Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today! Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night! Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea! Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok! Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos! Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you! Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting! Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
To excrete waste; take a shit.
"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."