A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dreaded third shit of the morning, usually hits as soon as you either take a shower or leave the house.
My god that cheap draft is haunting me now! Number Three came knockin as soon as I walked out the door! As I was drying off after a hot shower, number three hit with a vengeance not often seen in this universe and I had to dirty my clean arse....goddammitt!!
When you have extremely bad diarrhea or thin watery feces. It is often the cause of spicy food and Taco Bell.
"Hey, can we go I have to pee...?" "Dude, don't be a fag, go in the trees." "...from my ass." (Number Three)
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I gotta go, Take a Number Three That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one. When you use it to defecate its number two. When you use it to masturbate its number three.
Number one - Gold like the sun' Number two - going poo Number three - the devil sets my sperm free ---------- I just went number three on myself.
When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating
Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!" Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."
man juice; semen. can be used as a verb or noun.
Lance had to number three in the sock after having unprotected sexual relations. Unknowingly, Liz later picked it up and wore it.
Wee, pee, urinate. Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme: Number one, tickle my bum Number two, do a big poo Number three, go for a wee
Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night