A fork of Rural Dictionary
OBO means 'Or best offer' mainly used in classifieds, or websites such as craigslist.
craigslist posting: 'Selling Laptop for $400 OBO'
Adj. An abbreviation of the classifieds/sales term "Or best offer". Used in the context of describing a man or woman who will take whatever he/she can get in the way of romantic companionship.
Melissa? She's a drunk with a lot of mileage on her. She's truly OBO. Adam has slept with all of his friends' ex-girlfriends and now he's been hanging around that creepy, snaggletoothed, bettie page impersonator's house. Isn't she almost 50? Officially OBO.
Acronym meaning "Official Blow Off". Defined as the formal notification given to someone when they are truly not interested and the fade away has finally kicked in.
After numerous phonecalls that Jen made to Rick were unanswered, she finally realized that she had been given the OBO.
An oboe is a woodwind instrument. It is one of the hardest instruments to play, and it adds a lot of interesting moments to your life. You worry about your reeds being perfect. There are many jokes consisting of oboes. Such as: There was a band directer who had a gun with two bullets there was an oboe player, trumpet player, and bassoon player. who did he shoot? a)The oboe player- twice, just to make sure. Or What's the difference between an oboe and an onion? a)You don't cry when you're cutting up the oboe . Many people think the oboe is an unneeded instrument. It can sound like a dying duck when played badly, and like an angel descending from above if played well. Side note: Never EVER go near an oboe player's reed or oboe, you'll be pounded faster than you can say "help". Keep in mind that oboe players carry around knives to make reeds, so they already have the upper hand. It is commonly mistaken for a clarinet. The oboe is a C instrument and the clarinet is a Bb instrument. So NO they are not alike, they don't even have the same fingerings.
Person 1:What happened to first chair clarinet? Person 2: Oh, he's in the hospital after he touched the oboe player's instrument. Oboe threats are not to be taken lightly
A really awesome musical instrument that clarinetists pick up for two seconds, make a duck-like noise, and put down, saying that it is too hard. The annoying ones, however, make a nasty sound and say "Look, I can play it. It's not actually the hardest instrument ever." Seriously, though, it is so hard to play the oboe. You have the double reed, all the doo-hickey keys, and the half-hole that just make oboists constantly want to kill themselves. When played well it is absolutely gorgeous, but it is incredibly hard to become a master of the oboe.
Clarinetist: Ooh! Can I play your oboe really quick? Oboist: Okay, sure. Clarinetist: *makes an awful noise* See! Everyone says oboe is so hard but I bet I could be as good as you in about two weeks since our instruments are kind of similar. Oboist: SHUT UP YOU ASSHAT!