A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ahaha did you hear that it’s October 29? That means it’s national kiss your crush day.
If you meet anyone with this birthday, keep them with you. They are the cutest little beans and will always be there for you. Make sure to give this special person the love that deserve.
Keep this person born on October 29 forever!
National Slap your sibling day
Brett: Hey Nancie guess what day it is
Nancie: What?
Brett: National slap your sibling day
Nancie: Brett plZ dont
Brett: Sorry but I don’t make the rules October 29th does
this is the day where everyone talks in a British accent no matter where you are from
YO IT S OCTOBER 29TH YOU HAVE TO TALK TIN A BRITISH ACCENT MATE
"bro ima kiss my girlfriend everytime i see her because october 29 is national kissing day
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a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.
Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!
National yeet that one medium hight friend.... yeah, that one.
Tall friend “It’s October 29”
Medium friend “god no”
Short friend “yes”