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OMF stemming from a typo while typing OMG. Similar in history to the creation of pwn from an own typo. Gennerally taken to have the meaning "oh my fuck".

OMF, I just shat my pants!
OMF, Tommy really likes to take it in the butt.
OMF.

1. From the typo of OMG (oh my god), OMF means: Oh my f*ck.

2. Sometimes used to describe things done "on my face"

1. "He broke up with me!! OMF!!"

2. "He just broke up with me and peed OMF!!"

Old Mother Fucker

That OMF over there has a flask built into his cane.

Old Man Fart. When you're walking through WalMart and the old guy sitting on the bench leans over and rips a big one. That's an OMF.
Niceeee.

Dude! Did you hear that OMF??

Do I smell like OMF?

Mom, that food smells like OMF. Gross.

when you try to type "omg" but you misclick and instead of "g" you type a "f"

"omf thats so funny"
"omf really?"

An abbreviation to 'oh my fuck'. Kinda like a synonym to 'wow'.

"omf dude i haven't seen you in forever!"

"how much thought did you put into this lmfao omf what even-??"

"omf."

Oh My Fucking Shit

OMFS Did you see that sp00ky skeleton! it scared the shit out of me!