A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pronounced: OTIS On time on schedule. Others try others succeed. On target on site. On that other shit.
Did you see Lebron the other night? He was OTOS!
Oto has the largest, biggest, hugest, most substantial, massive, gravity omitting cock ever seen by human kind. He also is very smart and very muscular.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT THAT GUYS AMAZING! GUY 2: YO THATS OTO!
Ordo Templi Orientis (Order of Oriental Templars). Those who know don't speak, those who speak don't know.
"The Templars have something to do with everything."
A very long word used to describe an ear doctor that cannot/will not actually perform any mechanical intervention in a patients injured inner ear. These doctors are often very well paid and drive luxurious sports cars, many moonlight in public hospitals one day a week to obtain state funded indemnity for their private practice with which they quickly return to afterwards (in their sports car) to continue their practice of oto-incompetentologist. Word sources otology o·tol·o·gy The branch of medicine that deals with the ear. (stem of incompetēns) 1590-1600; Late Latin incompetent- unsuitable.
"I had a ringing in my ears and I felt dizzy so I went to the oto-incompetentologist, but he didn't do anything, in fact he did not have a clue what he was talking about and diddled me out of 200 bucks".
One of the best Shawarma places in Georgia. Jokingly seen as the "holy site" in Rustavi
I love eating shawarmas at otos shaurma