A fork of Rural Dictionary
October 15th: on this day you will do one of the following Kiss someone you like on the lips. Slap someone’s ass Ask your crush out Or all of the above
October 15th watch out for your ass getting slapped, getting kissed, getting asked out, or all of the following.
October 15th is national get a hoodie from someone day! Go get those hoodies :D
“Hey chad give me your fucking hoodie” “Usually I wouldn’t, but it is october 15th! So here you go!”
National ask out your crush day! I know you've been waiting life is too short so do it pussy
"bro October 15th is today you should totally ask her out" "dude I'm gay"
Hold hands with your crush day
*grabs Jose hand* WTF are you doing Anna? It’s October 15th hold hands with your crush! Oh yeah!
national slap people’s ass day. on october 15th you can slap anyone’s ass you wish. just no grabbing
bill: hey! *slaps karlees ass* karlee: what the fuck are you doing bill boi bill: it’s October 15th and you know what that means. It’s national slap ass day!! karlee: oh well i’m that case *slaps bills ass*
National eat ice cream for breakfast day!
Tomorrow is October 15th I’m so excited to eat ice cream for breakfast
International Stripper Day! All strippers give free shows!
Dude it’s October 15th national stripper day No way man that’s crazy