Country Dictionary

Offaly

Situated in the midlands in Ireland
Home to many greats- Comedian neil Delamere
- Taoiseach Brian Cowen
- Musician Mundy
- Edenderry
- St Marys secondary
school, edenderry

Offaly is sucha cool place to be!
I wish i could live there

Offaly

Biffo

Biffo - (Big Ignorant F*c*er from Offaly)

“Is that the Biffo culchie mucker you were talking about”

“Turf munching Biffo's”

“Biffo Land”

Offaly

An area where all unwanted Irish people are sent with an IQ below 78

That lad is so thick he should be in offaly.

Offaly

A county in the midlands of Ireland where non-agricultural dreams go to die. In the Celtic tiger years, lots of Dubs moved there because it was meant to have cheaper rent and be a nicer place to raise children but they later came to regret that decision.

Have you ever met someone from Offaly? I'm not sure it actually exists.