A fork of Rural Dictionary
OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!: A term used while flying over the suburbs of eastern africa explaining how to use a comtpothnrowshig while the Rocky moutains screw up the controls in the plane and you have to eject from 39,000 feet in the air. Also see FUCK!!!!!
See definition for OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.
I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!
An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.
(An example of an OHSHIT moment)
In Johnny's head-
'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'
Noun. The feeling of foreboding that life will not be as expected after a certain event and the worry over the ensuing uncertainty. The sudden obliteration of expectation.
Examples of this feeling could be:
1. Having a relationship fall apart.
2. That moment right before you hit the car in front of you.
3. Hearing a medical diagnosis for you or a loved one.
John was overcome with ohshitness when his boss called him to his office after the incident at the party.