A fork of Rural Dictionary
ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun) 1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work. 2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks. 2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".
`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.
An offensive word to old people, typically mean old people.
My Friend: Damn, my dad is an old bastard! Me: ^
One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.
"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."
1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal. 2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts. 2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!