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Old town road

I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more i got the horses in the back.

Lil nas x:wow Im gonna take my horse to the old town road

Billy Ray:old town road is country because of me :)

by Calista April 20, 2019

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 08, 2019

Old Town Road

A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)

Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”

by JJtheJackass June 11, 2019

old town road

A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.

by mansnotcoolz April 16, 2019

Old Town Roading

The act of blastingOld Town Road” by Lil Nas X.

There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.

by Whatsanpseudonym June 13, 2019

OLD TOWN ROAD

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.

P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!

by Definitely a yee chaw April 04, 2019

Old Town Road

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.

Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”

by Johhnzzy April 12, 2019