A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ondres is a young man that is not quite mature yet. He keeps a diary next him to write on his daily events throughout his day. He is scared to approach woman but has a hair style like Dracula and works the night because he is a night vampire. His favorite TV show is the 70s show.
Ondres does not workout his legs.
Ondre is a stupid bitch ass fucking retard who thinks they’re cool because their name isn’t spelled like “Andre”. He is a shitty rapper and shits his pants on the daily. He has no friends, at least 27 fatrolls, and is a huge fucking douche that drinks giraffe piss every day. Ondre eats dog. Ondre is a fucking idiot. Ondre can go fuck himself. No one likes Ondre.
“Yo I met this kid named Ondre and he killed my cat. He is really a piece of shit. All Ondre’s should fucking die.”
When you forget to do something crucial or obvious
I have got Ondre´s syndrome, i forgot to reload my magazine
He is a great guy who's chill, with a sext beard and a gun in his hand.
Damn Ondre that ass be thicc asf.