A fork of Rural Dictionary
This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm
Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.
A wanna be 6'0 dude who gives off 12 year old boy and 42 year old men vibes at the same time.Hes smart and kind but reminds you of a turtle with dark humor.
I can't wait for my children to grow up to be an Osmand.