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Ostriching

Like the act of Planking or Owling, the person digs a hole in the ground and places their head inside to resemble an Ostrich with its head in the ground. Which then they take a picture and upload it for their friends to see.

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by Bweizz July 26, 2011

Ostriching

The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.

Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.

by minglemingy June 05, 2018

Ostrich

Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard

Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.

Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.

Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny

are censoring re33tard now

Can't have shit in ifunny.

by THE XENO KING July 10, 2021

Ostrich

Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.

"I don't like ostriches, man."

by AmMo9513 February 19, 2013

The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

by BlackMikeMoan August 28, 2013

the ostrich

the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.

I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.

by GorillaSalad July 24, 2023

Ostrichized

The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.

A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.

Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.

Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.

by ® Andy September 11, 2008