A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are a ducking idiot who doesn’t know how to spell owl
Guy 1: hey look, an owel
Guy 2: how the fuck did you just misspell “owl”
Guy 1: autocorrect, lol
Guy 2: we are talking out loud. What the fuck?
Oh Well...
Person: Oops i made a mistake :)
Me: owel lets see what happens
Other Person: YOU ARE SO ANNOYING UGH
the coolest thing ever!when u say it fast.This is Shit mixed up.
whatever hun...like owell shabell!
A watery owel is when a man or woman takes a violent beer shit onto an ugly strippers face. The shit starts out in solid form, and completes with a burst of wet diarrhea. This act must be completed at night.
At the completion of the strip show, make took a watery owel on Madison, as her performance was substandard.
When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.
I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.
A funny way to spell owl. Usually accompanied by wet beforehand to make it seem like something else.
"hey have you seen that one funny owl tik tok?"
"No which one?"
"w-e-t o-w-e-l"
"bruh can you spell??"
"uhh yeah owel is just the new cool way to spell owl yk"
Owell is one of the most caring and trustworthy guy you will ever meet. He always does his best to make sure you’re okay, even if you guys don’t talk as much he will still ask. His a good ass boyfriend and will always be by your side no matter what happens. If you ever have him as a boyfriend don’t loose him, you’ll make the biggest mistake of your life because theres no one else like him. He will always laugh at anything you say and will do his best to make sure you feel the same. If his bright smile doesn’t make you feel happy, then idk what can. If him being a great boyfriend wasn’t enough he is also the greatest friend ever. His there for you no matter how hard the situation your going through is, he will be there to support you and listen to you. Even if the situation is tough he will always do his best and ask what he can do to help. But if you ever betray his trust he will most likely not fw you because he doesn’t like getting into toxic friendships. When you meet Owell he might be quiet but as soon as 5 minutes pass he will be talking to you like his known you his whole life. Owell is the most friendly and most well known person you will ever encounter. If he gets upset he won’t find help for himself unless your his closest friend, in other cases he tries to bottle it up and help others instead. And after all this Owell is someone I promise you DON’T wanna loose in your life.
Friend 1: I used to feel sad about things I was going through, but Owell helped me out.
Friend 2: Really? I never knew Owell was so caring about people’s problems!
Friend 1: Yeah he helped me a lot, I am so happy I have Owell in my life.