A fork of Rural Dictionary
There's oxymoron, which is a figure of speech, then there's Oxy-moron, which is a person who abuses oxycontin so much that he's a moron, hence the term OXY-MORON.
Look at that kid, he takes so many oxycontins, HE'S A OXY-MORON.
Usually sharp tongued and self important, an oxy-moron is generally an insecure, insensitive, raucous ass who cops an ironic pseudonym as a shield for presenting unsolicited and ignorant remarks regarding people and events about whom he or she knows very little.
niceboi - "That girl has really big boobs and she wears t-shirts by Snorgtees. Point and laugh with me." Intelligent person with good taste - "It's time you stopped being an oxy-moron and shut the f*** up already. Nobody cares about your decidedly uninformed opinion."
See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame. Oh, and what's with that beard?
KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!
two words in a phrase that are opposites
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two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother
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