Country Dictionary

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

p diddy 1. a. noun, A black man who has sex with men on the down-low while maintaining a macho facade, b. verb, To perform sex on another man, 2. The bottom or passive position in same-sex sex.

1. Yo man, ya wanna p diddy my diddy? 2. Turn over, you're Diddy tonite.

Puff Daddy W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song? Person 2: Whos song?

Who I wake up feeling like in the morning

I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy