A fork of Rural Dictionary
PAPS - Penta Afro Pimp Slap: Special MMA technique used by Ugandans to crush their enemies. (and any hoes that step out of line)
Thom was stepping out of line, so Alan used the PAPS and now he's dead.
AKA the Post Anal Poop Slosh refers an instance where, after rectal coitus the non dominant party's rectum is gaped so bad their bowel movement sloshes out in a manner similar to a toned down avalanche where the snow is poop.
Roommate: Bro, where have you been all night?
Me: I just had anal with this girl.
Roommate: Good for you, I'm going to bed.
Me: Well just so you know she PAPSed really hard afterwards.
Roommate: Well thanks for the nightmares. I hope she made it to the bathroom just for your own sake.
Acronym meaning Post Anal Penetration Syndrome.
"That cop is so arrogant, he walks like he has PAPS."
Pre-Adolescent Pubescent Syndrome.
A condition in which a fetus experience puberty. The child is born fully developed hormonally, and does not actually go through puberty during the teen years.
Male babies grow facial hair, have deepened voices, and produce semen. Female babies have breasts, wider hips, and experience a period every month. Once the child has reached the age at which most adolescents complete puberty, the syndrome is no longer noticeable.
Mommy, there's a boy at school whose voice sounds like a man. I think he has PAPS.
Puffy Pussy and Ass Syndrome. This condition occurs after rough 2 hole sex
OMG, I got fucked like a porn star in both my pussy and ass and I am suffering from a severe case of PAPS and I will be riding the wave all week!!
An imperial lunatic of Turkish descent that believe they are of Greek descent. It is likely that they will look like Kramer from Seinfeld. (Beware never say 'Wokka wokka' to a PAPS)
"SHIT!! its paps, hide or get ass raped"
"Careful ladies, PAPS is on the loose"
Acronym for:
Paranoid Abusive Power Syndrome
Floyd sent me an email today that gave me such a case of the PAPS,I nearly
reached for my tinfoil hat >.>