A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?
Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: no this is Patrick. Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick! Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*
A quote from SpongBob SuarePants. An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"
Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab? Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab. _________________________________________________ Customer: Is this McDonalds? You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)
The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.
You are so lucky you have Patrick!
There's just so much to say. He can be really weird, crazy, insane, and you never know what to expect from him. He's all over the place. And when I say insane I mean INSANE. But what's not to love? He's really upbeat and a good person at heart. If you ever meet one, you can tell he is ... different... but that could be the best way ever in your life. So if you ever meet one, never let him go. he's so crazy and all around an awesome person!!