A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is the most funniest, charming, loving, cheerful and the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet in your entire life. Pepper Jack will always know how to cheer you up, He will always make time for you. Pepper Jack will always be the life of the party, even if that party is inside your heart. Trust is hard to build with Pepper Jack but once you have it... try not to break it, Pepper jack doesn’t put up with bullshit
I met Pepper jack at a party and I fell instantly in love.
A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.
"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"
While in the act of having sex with your girlfriend who cheated on you, you spray pepper spray or rub hot sauce on the condom and continue to have sex with her.
Hey did you hear Mark found out Veronica cheated on him. He gave her the old payback pepper jack. That shit was spicy.
When you chop up a hot pepper for dinner and then rub one out. “
Fuck, I forgot and rubbed my eye after chopping up that pepper. 🤔 I hope there’s still time for a Spicy Pepper jack. Pornhub don’t fail me now!
A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"
A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"
jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him
jack pepper cuts himself