A fork of Rural Dictionary
Short term name for Pro Evolution Soccer.
Yes don you up for a game of PES
n- Abbr. Post Ejaculation Syndrome The inability to be sexually aroused by women, or any sexual stimulus, immediately following ejaculation. Symptoms usually last 5-10 minutes.
Fillip: Check out tha buns on dat hoe! Dontcha just wanna take a bite? Pete: Ugh, naw man. I got PES Fillip: Yo Doug, das nasty. Yo gotsta wash yo hands, boi!
Like PMS, Pre Menstral Syndrome, Instead, Pre Eating Syndrome. When you are in a shitty mood because you havent eaten for too long. As a woman is in a bad mood when she has PMS because she hasnt had her period in too long. Same thing as the word Hangry.
David: "Hey Ryan! Think fast!!! (Throws a football at Ryan's head.) Ryan: "Fuck you!!!" David: "Whats wrong with you?" Ryan: "I have PES dude. I havent eaten all day. lets go get somethin to eat"
PES stands for Phonetics and English speaking, an insanely useless class that is a must take for any student wishing to rot his/her way to glory because of the induced boredom, in a well known institute in western india. Pronunciation: like 'Piss' ( At least it _should_ be like that) feeling after attending the class: Like Piss; disgusting, but a feeling of relief after its over.
I have to go for (a) PES
is a child's word for the penis. also used by women not comfortable with the words dick, cock, trouser snake, one eyed yogurt slinger, meat missle.