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PEW

Psycho Ex Wife-

That guy has one PEW and I feel sorry for him.

by ImOver August 12, 2011

PEW

Acronym. Pretending Everythings Wonderful, when it actually is not. Usually smells bad.

Worker 1: 'hey! hows it going?' Worker 2: 'PEW!! Its an awesome day!' Worker 1: 'whats that smell??'

by Pooperies90120 October 07, 2011

PEW

Psycho Ex Wife

Janet busted out all of Tim's car windows last night. She is a real PEW.

by Jbreeze September 22, 2013

PEW

Acronym. Penis Eating Wanker.

PeE Wee Herman is the poster child of a PEW.

by normalmale September 07, 2010

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The noise an automatic laser gun makes.

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by _M1K3_ December 03, 2017

Pew Pew Pew

interj. 1. Used to imitate the sound made by firing a gun; specifically a laser gun (esp. a Stormtrooper rifle).

OMG LAZER GUNZ PEW PEW PEW!!!

by LaunchOverIt August 03, 2005

Pew pew pew

When something is so terrible or cringe you have to make a gun sign , point it to your head and say pew pew pew motherfucker!

Bob: hey guys I just rolled a phat old spliff *skinniest joint you’ve ever seen* Katie: wtf pew pew pew

by Stoner_katie August 30, 2018