A fork of Rural Dictionary
PFFFT!! PFFFT The sound your lips pressed together and blowing air through them makes as you witness some idiot make a bigger fool of him or herself either by what they said, wrote, did. A show of utter disgust, no fear and the act of totally brushing someone off by dismissing them as a complete moron not worthy of one's time. note: could be immediately followed by a brushing away with one's hand ending with a palm towards the buffoon.
(ex.) When you open the door to meet your blind date and a delusional 250 lb. water buffalo lied on her dating bio as being "just pleasingly plump." PFFFT!! Oh really? Maybe you should have listed your body type as "the Michelin Man."
The sound you make when someone says something that you don't like, want to forget, or disagree with.
*EXAMPLE* Timmy: "Hey man I think I like that new girl Sue." Tommy; "Pffft!"
When somone says something really, really stupid and useless, A sound made to wind people up. The Winner of all arguments.
Avril Lavigne... Pffft!