A fork of Rural Dictionary
the worst insult ever, a phildo is the gayest, shittiest, dirtiest, nastiest, fattest, most diguisting scumbag ever
holy shit that phildo farted and it registered a 9.0 on the richter scale, but thank god i am in the shadow zone
to dine upon meat only to find (THE TOOTSIE ROLL CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP)comes in flavors.and then again there`s the sanchez!!
I dont know if I can handle another phildo today, Im pretty much full
A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.
Nick pulled a phildo last night. He's acting like a phildo
A general douchey character that has no negative or positive effect on society. These people go through life fucking up little things and never really adding things to society. You can usually get a Phildo to enter into a stupid bet pretty cheaply.
We paid Phildo $20 to go sit on the park next to a hot bitch where there were 5 open benches. Then we called him on his cell phone and made him act like he was talking to his gay lover.