A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. describing someone who obviously posts in Something Awful's Pretentious Hipster Irony Zone, often delineated by a combination of hipster and goon fashion such as tight pants and shirts, flannel, thick-rimmed glasses, obscure band tees, boots, messenger bags ponytails, neckbeards and anything else you can think of.
Did you see that dude with the faggy handbag? He's totally PHIZ...
An exclamation of dismay, frustration or displeasure.
Phiz! I stubbed my toe! Oh phiz, my girlfriend cheated on me. Someone slashed my tires. That's some bullphiz.