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paralysed in laughter a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?

' If lol was a drug I'd be in rehab' 'PIL PIL PIL'

Person I'd Like to Stab

"Oh, really? You think I'm a milf? Well you're a pils. P-I-L-S" "Oooh, what's that?" "Person I'd like to stab." -The Rocker

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety. More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked" Mate - "Don't be a pil" Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something" Mate "bloody pil"

Short for "Person I'd like to stab." Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'

"Hey baby! You're a real milf!" "Yeah? Well you're a real pils!"

Short for pillick, and prat

you pil your such a pil

short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.

hey man toss me another pil.

Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.

Popular "pils" include: facials, cumshots, blowjobs, handjobs, squirting, ect.