A fork of Rural Dictionary
PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.
aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
Psycho I’d like to fuck!
(Fictional psycho characters not real ones)
Eg. Patrick Bateman
“Jackson Rippner is such a PILF”
“Ikr”
Parent I'd Like to Fuck
Gender Neutral term of MILF/DILF (Mom/Dad I'd like to Fuck)
"Man They're sure one PILF! Terrys Lucky to have them as a Parent, they're hot as hell!"
Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!