A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.
Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)
1: (PIN-TO) A TYPE OF BEAN, USUALLY COOKED IN A SLOW COOKER. PLURAL: PINTO BEANS
2: (PEEN-TO) A SLANG TERM USED BY CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS REFERING TO AN INMATE. PLURAL: PINTOS
1: Pinto beans taste like dirt.
2: Hey ______(insert officer name here) look at those pintos in the yard they are doing burpies again.
Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.
Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.
Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."
Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."
Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."
1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.
2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.
1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."
2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"
When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.
D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."