A fork of Rural Dictionary
Poad is perhaps the only politically correct racial slur in existence. The term is used as a noun, perhaps as a substitute for the N-Word. Poad is an acronym: Person(s) / People(s) Of African Descent
"Man, did you see that guy? He was all over that fried chicken. What a poad, right?" "I guess you're right-- his skin's sort of caramel-colored. Maybe he's half-poad."
Defined as to annoy or pester, this word came about when "P-O-A-D" kept appearing in various games of Boggle and annoyed people by its persistent, irrelevent presence.
"Mom! Sarah keeps poading me! Make her leave me alone!"
noun A creature resembling the cross features of a possum and a toad. Considered to be beyond all hideousness. Known for its unbearable stench, caused by deification through the mouth. The Poad reproduces A-sexually unable to find a mate. Believed to be covered in course black hair. To be called a "Poad" is to be insulted by comparison to this wretched creature.
"Don't be such a Poad!"