A fork of Rural Dictionary
The fattest and laziest cat you'll see, eats more then I do if I had tapeworm, sleeps more then I do on vacation. He's so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his anus.
You:pusheens so cute
*squeeze**explosion sounds*
You:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.
Pusheen is a loving, fat, and gray tabby cat . She has a young brother Pip and Younger Sister Stormy. Pusheen's full name is Pusheen Belton. She was born February 18th 2010.
Wow Pusheen is a chubby monster that eats too many cookies
The act of ending an online conversation by sending a pusheen smiley/emoji leaving the other party confused and not knowing what to respond with.
Person 1: Annoying Person won't stop messaging me!
Person 2: I told you not to add him on Facebook!
Person. 1: All good, got away with pusheening him!