A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nonexistent word, a variant of poltroon as spelled by somebody too stupid to spell the real word properly.
Not the old French version: an abject or contemptible coward; adj. a rare word for cowardly (from Old French poultron). The modern English version: paltroon.
Someone who mistakes having the ability to use an internet search engine as actual intelligence.
"Just because it's on conspiracy.net doesn't mean it's true, you paltroon!"