A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the words, "Paramore" and "Whore".
Brimmy: So, today I was like-- Iggy: What? Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it. Iggy: You are such a Parawhore. Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs! Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums. Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore? Dave: What are you doing? Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore, duh. All the Parawhores do it. The person who wrote this definition is a Parawhore.
Someone who is utterly obsessed with the band Paramore and can't go a single day without listening to them, thinking about them. They'll defend them no matter who is hating on them. They'll know all the lyrics and the may not have all the tshirts, cd's and posters but they are a true parawhore at heart. If somebody hates on Paramore, or one of the members, The 'Parawhore' will do whatever it takes to prove the person wrong. They'll go to the ends of the universe just to show Paramore will always come out on top! They're heart beats for Paramore, and only Paramore. They just cannot turn it off! Paramore is the only exception.
Parawhore: did you see Hayleys new hair? Hater: Hayley who? Parawhore: Hayley Williams! Duh! Hater: Who is she? Parawhore: You did not just say that! Paramore! Duh! Hater: Ewwww why do you like them? Parawhore: *Throws all we know is falling, Riot!, The final riot and Brand new eyes at Hater* THATS WHAT YOU GET!
A person having an insane and wild obsession for the rock band "Paramore"; crushing on all the band members and actually knowing ALL the lyrics to their songs.
Grace: "I think we have an emergency, I think we have an emergencyyyyy, if you think I'm leaving you were wrong, cause I won't stop holding on!!" Nina: Damn, you've played that same song 17 times!! Turn it off!! Grace: NO! I like Emergency, this one's one of the best. And Hayley's sooooo fuckin hawt! Nina: Ugh. Such a parawhore.... -.-
A person who is obsessed with Paramore, and not just Hayley Williams or Jeremy Davies or any other person affiliated with Paramore.. Parawhores will know the relevance of such terms as 'Paramore is a band' and 'Love is the movement'
Hayley Williams: Hey to all you Parawhores out there!!