A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word parents use to describe to their kids so they can manipulate their kids. Usually parents that use this word are control freaks.
It’s called parenting, Look it up.
The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.
On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything." Next day:" I love my parents you never know when you may need them."
People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.
Jerry: sup homie Tom: hey fucko Bitc- i mean mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TOM? Tom: its just an inside joke mom chill! devi- dad: NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE! JERRY GO HOME I GOT TO BEAT HIM UP WITH THE BELT. Jerry: The fuck? Tom: eh dont worry about it happens all the time Oh boy its child protective services time! and thats the story on how the parents of tom went to fucking prison!
The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit
My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.
the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 18.
i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents.
1.) those who, because they gave birth to you, claim to have complete control over your life, personality, friends, clothing, and any other specifics that define you as an individual. 2.) the people that want to mold you exactally after their wonderful selves, and then resent you when you aren't what they expected. 3.) the people who other conceited, ignorant adults tell you that you will someday appreciate, but in reality, you look back and pray to god you don't turn into them. 4.) instigators of the breakfast club syndrome.
it never occurs to parents that it doesn't take a genius to get knocked up.