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Verb. To relentlessly verbally assault, especially for a minor offense.

After Vern said he thought Seinfeld was not funny, everybody could tell by the look of disbelief on his face that Ben was about to parnes him.

its just 'porn' with some kind of accent that i cant think of right now

ooooh, look at all deh PARN! its so beautiful

A word used to describe a pervert. Derived from the comedian Chris Parnell of Saturday Night Live (SNL) who played many pervy characters such as Merv the Perv during his time on the show and did a damn good job at it.

"Ew, that teacher is so disgusting!"
"I know, he's a total Parns."

"That guy is such a Parns!"

Parn is Irish pornography

He mate, that leprechaun is looking at parn!

Black dude or black

I like the color parn

a request for gay sex

1) To act in a manner consistent with that of an utter idiot towards someone

She kept parning me, so I bitchslapped her to Kenya.