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Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian. Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian. (adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

by NewSlang07 June 12, 2007

Pastafarian

A pastafarian is a person dedicated to The Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages. Ramen

Pastafarians are great.

by amouna2 May 06, 2019

Pastafarian

Ideological movement that arose in Italian restaurants in the 1960’s in the Little Italy region of New York City. Believers are known as Pastafarians, or Pastas. Most early believers were either dope-smoking Bob Marley fans with the munchies or of Jamaican descent, Rastafarians and learned to love and eat Italian food. A spleef, Chianti, some reggae music and fresh lasagna are considered to be the top practice of the mindset. The Pastafari movement encompasses themes such as the spiritual use of cannabis and Chianti.

I partied all day with my Pastafarian friends and then we went into the city for Italian food and we ate everything in sight. Almost a religious experience man.

by martinatty April 05, 2010

Pastafarian

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

by Rimbaud Jangles August 09, 2008

Pastafarianism

a new religion that worships Flying Spaghetti Monster, initially created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools. Also known as the FSM cult

Codes of conduct: # Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen. Benefits of conversion: # Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards. # Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven. A rival faction, based on SPAM (Spaghetti & Pulsar Activating Meatballs), has formed and is calling for a Holy War against FSM. SPAMation claims to have the One True Letter to the Kansas School Board.

by hattrickcheeto August 20, 2005

pastafarian

Worshipper and follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage? Then put on your pirate outfit and join the Pastafarians!

by The Evil Steve August 31, 2005

pastafarian

a believer of the flying spaghetti monster or better known as fsm.

have you been touched by his noodly appendage? yes, i'm a pastafarian

by chindra August 10, 2008