A fork of Rural Dictionary
Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
verb,to preach about God constantly when no one wants to hear it. I was in a chat room and someone was preaching, calling everyone names and stuff all in the name of God. One of the chatters said he was pasturbating again.
Can't Ted do anything but pasturbate?
the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.
"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.
After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.
Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.
I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.