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Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end: Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 20, 2014

Patroll

Duty to wander/survey/people watch/visually pat down any fucking NOOB then subsequitily annihilate/castrate/obliterate/demolish with the uttermost/stellar Verbal beat down ever known to man.

Dude we gotta get on our PaTroll. Those Fags are totally Patrolling the southwest region. I say we go over to their house, Patroll the shit out of them.

by HBMB September 25, 2012

Patrolling

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh." "There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

by SpliffBoom March 04, 2014

patroll

a recon mission by a neurotic control freak

In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office

by Higley September 16, 2009

Patrolled

Originated from white nationalist Communities on Telegram as a slang for someone getting exposed for Grifting By Grift Patrol.

You: hey dude what do you think happened to Channel XYZ? Me: yeah i think they got exposed for grifting and got Patrolled

by LostBudFud January 11, 2021

patrol

Patrol is a slang term for theft or the act of stealing.

"i just patroled this new pen from that nerd"

by wtc September 24, 2006

patrol

The code word you use when you are stealing things from kids at school. Mostly used for pens and pencils.

I hope I can patrol that pen from our teacher before the end of the period.

by Jeff Cooke September 27, 2006