Country Dictionary

an imature word for penis

i went to go pee pee but i couldnt get out my peeny so my pants got peeny juice on them

Lame, limpdickish, useless, mediocre at best.

"Dam Gil your boy Ernest is kinda peeny." "FB Chat is some peeny ass bullshit."

A Peeny (slang for penis) becomes an affectionate term for a friend who's behaviour is similar to that or both a flaccid or erect penis. At times they are floppy, funky and silly, and at other times strong and direct.

'Oh Becky, that funky chicken dance makes you seem like a real Peeny!'

Shitty, weak, un-cool

"No shit mang, that's peeny!" "You're not going to finish that bong tug!? PEENY!" "You peeny bastard, you missed her face?"

the Face Eddie Van Halen made while playing Why Can't This Be Love in "Live Without a Net."

When we asked to see Wes' Peeny, he sent us a picture of Ed Van Halen's face

Very small penis

Shake your peenie after you pee

A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one

Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.