A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the dude in the urinal next to you looks over at your junk.
"I don't know what kind of bar this is, but dudes were peeving me in the bathroom."
Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.
Peeves was sining a song of his own composition: "We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!" -Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. "Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."
similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.
Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today. John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.