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Penisland

An island located just south of Crotchington and north of the Testiculous Islands. Species of fowl on the island include the cockoftherock, red faced booby, Northern Screamer, Tit Babbler, and the Agile Tit Tyrant. The Angry Pirate was also known to hide buried treasure their.

Penisland Angry Pirate

by Dr. Vincent Boombotz March 25, 2009

penisland

From a website for a pen business named Pen Island with the URL www.penisland.com.
Looks like penis land. Now slang for masturbation.

I'm rowing my boat to pen island. But I only have one oar.

by Zagon DeFeh December 21, 2004

penisland

The non-existant place PEN ISLAND written as a compound word. The mind forces a break at the "L" because of its height and it is read as Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:

www.penisland.net sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island

by Mark1 December 10, 2006

penisland

Fake custom pen website known as Pen Island - url is penisland.net

Used a way to insult the ignorant

'Hey, you want a free custom pen?'

'Yeah sure!'

'Then just go to penisland.net.....'

by quincebolis May 24, 2008

penisland

penisland - pen island can be mistaken as an island tho really its just for penis land, funny thing to say to people who are ditsy.

also apparantly a website for selling pens..
(insert shameless plug here)

me: u wanna go to penisland (pen island)?
dumb blonde: sure can u take me?
me: yes :D

by Char Siew September 15, 2007

PenisLand

A magical place gay people come from.

"Did you hear, they are from PenIsland."
"BRUH, I already knew that!"

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

penisland

a magical place where all penises go after they die

ribby: when i die my dick is gonna go to penisland
pablo: why are you like this

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021