A fork of Rural Dictionary
The planet where all penises originate from. A planet worse than Uranus. The planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid). A planet in which STD's are normal, everyone has HIV, AIDS, and Genital Herpes.
Elton John: "I can't wait to get to Penistralia because there's gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there. David Furnish: "I thought my dick was enough for you!!" Elton John: "WELL I WANT DICKS EVERYWHERE, even in my underwear!"