Country Dictionary

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Penus

The word " Penis " spelled " Penus " on purpose to avoid the chat filter used in chatrooms/online multiplayer games. Also used by kids who can't spell.

" Dude go suck a *****.

I mean penus. "

" charlei wft is giong un? Har is growin un ma penus! "

by Bad Neighbor July 11, 2008

Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 07, 2009

Penus

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

by Woahboyy October 17, 2007

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.

Ey, I could really use some penus.

by soffpipis March 18, 2019

penus

donald duck has a tiny penus.

you: your penus is small donald duck
donald duck: stfu u fonking botch.

by french fry dick September 16, 2019

penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.

"lol shut up u big penus"

by Anonymous December 22, 2004

penus

1. A rank in the German Gestapo. Penus Oberschutze. The next rank in line is Penusin Oberschutze. Der, everyone knows that.

1. Oh no it's the fuhrer!!

by spleen October 27, 2004