A fork of Rural Dictionary
Smaller than average sized male genitals; a penis that is made tiny through exposure to cold, fear or other factors
His pepito is so small he looks like a child.
Some poggers catto that kinda just vibes 24/7 and whose vibe checks are deemed to be impassable by mere mortals.
Check out Pepito over there hes kinda funny looking innit
NOUN: an individual of eccentric tendencies, whose best friend is named Matt, and whose descent is Puerto Rican; one who is confused in matters of sexuality; an extremely proud Puerto Rican; a talented dancer (of Puerto Rican descent); see eric cruz ADJ: exhibiting characteristics of PMS VERB: to bloviate about the fallacious cost of an exaggerated amount of text messages
That PePiTo C is soooooooo hottttt! That kid was soooooooo PePiTo C! He was wayyyyyyy PMS! OMG! My friends all hate me because I PePiTo Ced at them yesterday.
VERB: To PMS like a sexually confused man/kidney
Don't you dare PePiTo C at me!!!